Eat your face on toast every morning
Image by BURNT IMPRESSIONS
Here is an appliance that every kitchen needs. A selfie toaster!
Yep, it is exactly what it sounds like. There is a company in Vermont named Burnt Impressions that is selling toasters that make bread selfies.
The price is a little steep -- $75. Or maybe not. After all, wouldn't being able to eat a slice of toasted bread with your face on it every day actually be priceless? You could even serve your burnt image to family and friends. Talk about the absolute height of narcissism!
Burnt Impressions is the same company that created the Jesus toaster and the Rapture toaster, according to the Los Angeles Times.
The company also includes a sticker of your photo to put on the side of the toaster.